Roast Me Daily Early Access
FOR INDIE HACKERS & SOLO FOUNDERS

PRODUCTIVITY APPS ARE TOO NICE.
YOU'RE NOT.

Roast Me Daily connects to your to-do list and delivers the brutally honest feedback you need to stop planning and start shipping. No feel-good fluff. No sugar-coating.

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TERMINAL // AUDIT-049
Illustrative Preview
Roast Me Daily ACCOUNTABILITY BOT [PRIORITY: URGENT] Today at 9:01 AM
>> TARGET: Trello / Sprint Backlog / "Launch Landing Page"
STATUS: STAGNANT (Pushed to 'Tomorrow' x4)

“You've pushed 'Launch Landing Page' to tomorrow 4 times. Are you trying to set a new record, or do you just enjoy admiring it in your Trello backlog?”

DIAGNOSTIC: 0 commits detected today

STOP THE CYCLE.

The difference between standard gentle reminder apps and radical accountability.

01 // AUDIT TRIGGER
“My calendar alerts and app notifications are just ignorable noise.”

Targeted, Unignorable Roasts

Roast Me Daily cuts through the noise with feedback so direct and specific, you can't ignore it.

RESULT: Instant attention spike
02 // PSYCHOLOGY CHECK
“I need a drill sergeant, not another cheerleader app telling me 'You can do it!'”

Radical Honesty Engine

Choose your harshness level. Our system is designed for accountability, not coddling.

RESULT: Zero false praise
03 // EXECUTION STASIS
“I get stuck in an endless cycle of planning and re-planning, but never actually doing the work.”

Ship-or-Get-Called-Out

By tracking task stasis, Roast Me Daily calls you on your own BS when you're spinning your wheels.

RESULT: Deadlines treated as real

ZERO SUGAR-COATING IN 3 STEPS.

Built for zero overhead. Connect in 60 seconds, no manual daily checklists.

01

Connect Your Tools.

Securely authorize access to your to-do list, Trello board, or GitHub issues. No password sharing.

02

Define Your Profile.

Set your preferred "roast" intensity, from 'blunt feedback' to 'brutally honest drill sergeant'.

03

Get Unstuck.

Receive uncompromising feedback via email or Slack when your tasks become stagnant.

// Sample Roasts from the Accountability Engine

Example Issue #241: Refactor auth logic Stagnant: 4 days, 3 hours

“This 'refactor' is taking longer than the original feature build. Are you rewriting it in binary?”

Example Card: Write blog post announcement Pushed to 'Next Week' 2x

“This blog post has been 'coming soon' for so long it's about to become a historical document.”

Example Task: Finalize Q3 budget Overdue: 2 days

“The quarter is over. The budget is not. What are we doing here?”

CHOOSE YOUR PAIN.

Transparent pricing. Validation smoke test during closed access.

Tier // 01 Evaluation

Starter

$0 During Early Access

Baseline accountability for solo founders finding product-market fit.

  • ✓ Up to 10 active tasks
  • ✓ Standard "Blunt Feedback" level
  • ✓ 1 integration (Todoist or Trello)
Priority Access
Tier // 02 [RECOMMENDED] Hardcore

Pro

$9 / mo (Estimated Post-Beta Price)

For serial procrastinators who need merciless execution feedback.

  • ✓ Unlimited tasks & projects
  • ✓ Unlocks "Drill Sergeant" mode
  • ✓ GitHub, Jira & API access
  • ✓ Priority queue for beta access